My boobs feel like they are going to pop off my body. Kaboom. Right here, in the middle of the office. Is it the progesterone? Am I pregnant? I think it's just the progesterone. I tested negative this morning. And I have these cramps in my tummy that feel like I've been running a mile. Again, probably just the progesterone.

I know you guys really want to know all of this. Well, to heck with you, it's my blog and I'll tell you my bodily woes if I want to.