I am addicted to computer solitaire. I don't really sit there for a long time and play it, just for five minutes here and there. It's embarrassing because I've always prided myself on being a pretty good worker. You know, good Protestant work ethic. I've never gotten in trouble for playing it, but it just hangs over my head. Yes, I am now one of those types of people. I steal work time. I waste my employer's valuable time and money. I am a SLACKER.

I've never really had a job before this one where I could truly waste time. All my other jobs-- office registrar, preschool teacher, tanning bed operator, waitress, medical receptionist, whatever-- I was busy pretty much the minute I got there to the minute I left. The time wasting thing never really came up. But now...well, I have the easiest job in the planet and I still find ways to piddle around actually doing it.